February 2007
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Sex and the 'Burg: Welcome
The first column is an introduction to each of the characters and to the column itself. Future columns will appear regularly on Fridays. Welcome to Sex in the ‘Burg. Wait…Today is What?? Oh how I long for the simple days of elementary school puppy love. Oh how nice and sweet were those days when all you had to do was send each person in your homeroom class a generic, insincere, little square of paper with an unbelievably lame play-on-words phrase about love and sign their name on the back? Oh how long o Lord? Take me back to the days of yesteryear. Take me away from the stress and vexation of finding your girlfriends underwear size, finding her ring size, finding what kind of diamond she fancies, finding her favorite flower or finding out whether she likes marble white chocolate or chocolate covered strawberries or better yet cherries! Aaaahhhhh!!! Just breathe. It is only one day. What's Your Recipe?
Unconditional caring and support. Is it when someone comes into your life and wakes you up? Absolute comfort. Is it when you would do anything for somebody? Passion. A reason to live. A supreme desire to be with somebody. Oneness. When your conscience can clearly communicate with theirs. |
Political Predictions for 2007 Unlike Nostradamas, I am not claiming to predict events that will occur hundreds of years after I die. In fact, I cannot even predict what is going to happen next year. What I can do, however, is offer my predictions of what is going to occur this year in American politics. Although I may be dabbling in dark magic, it is my hope my predictions may shed light into the smoky realm of American politics. To Cliché or Not to Cliché, That Is the Question We live in a world of clichés. One only needs to listen to and look at the people in our world to see that this is true. Clichés are clichés simply because they are everywhere. It’s The Thought That Counts Pink hearts, flowers, and fuzzy trinkets aside, I would like to clear up the misconception that Valentine’s Day is a girl holiday. Although it may be true that we all enjoy a nice meal and a thoughtful gift, it’s the ‘thoughtful’ part that’s going unfulfilled, and females are facing the tougher end of it. Valentine’s Day has long been touted as a “Hallmark Holiday,” devoid of any true meaning. But just because a couple chooses to celebrate a meaningless occasion doesn’t mean their gestures have to be empty as well. |
